Sometimes I write the titles of my blog before I even know what I‘m gonna write about, and because I am the way I am, and I go off on any tangent I can…I usually end up changing the titles of my blog to fit the actual post, but I don’t think I’m gonna change the title of this post so you can understand the ridiculous things I think are funny.
How are ya’ll doing tonight?? Sometimes I feel selfish for having a blog, you know because there’s all those blog haters out there…all those people who like to talk about us blog authors and blog lovers like we are so narcissistic and vain and self absorbed. “Gosh, she’s talking about herself
AGAIN??!!! When is she ever gonna get a life?!“ First off, who's forcing you to read my blog? And Head’s up kids…I’ll never stop talking about myself. Not because I think I’m wonderful, but because I think I’m hilarious and for that…I could never stop because I would be doing you all a huge disservice. After all, blogs are me me me all the time right? I mean, I can’t speak for anyone else but myself, so it’s full of
my opinions and things
I think about, and topics that are important to
me. Like sometimes I feel like I should be writing about super important things like my longing to end world hunger
(I don’t really care about that) or my desire to volunteer at super cool non profit organizations around the world (
or that) or my holy discontent (
whatever that is) but somehow I don’t feel any of those things so I’m just gonna be selfish and continue talking about me. It’s worked well so far. And oddly enough, I still have readers??? I think blogs have survived because people are interesting. Being able to be involved in someone’s thoughts or life for a minute is exciting to us…or sometimes, if you’re a creeper you find it exciting to stalk someone’s every move through their blog. Uhhh weird.
**Well this post was nothing what I thought I was going to write about, but there you have it. Hopefully I’ll post something more serious soon because I’ve been feeling kinda serious lately. Also, if you don’t get my humor or sarcasm, I’m sorry. My advice is to never come back to my blog because you will continue to be highly offended. I’d rather have 3 readers with a good sense of humor instead of 12,000 with nothing better to do but criticize a lame blog. Anyone even know where I could get 12,000 readers?? I'm kidding!...???
Also, to those I love-
You and
You. I know it drives you crazy because I use poor grammar and can’t spell or know how to use correct punctuation, butt das jus thhe way i writ tis blogg ; u gona be oka wit tat?**
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